These currently hang on my basement "Wall of Lame Guitar Playing."

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Ibanez JS1000. Joe Satriani signature model. Comes with a free Joe Satriani haircut (ha ha). Purchased used in 2000. Got a discount because it's not Y2K compatible (ha ha again).	Fender Stratocaster (Japanese). Purchased new in 1994 (approximately).
Kramer bass. I forgot what model. Very heavy. Purchased new in 1987 (approximately).	Gibson D10CE acoustic-electic. Purchased new in 1991 (approximately).