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05/11/2004: "I woke up in a motel bathtub..."

Thursday morning I woke up in a motel room, in the bathtub, groggy, in pain, and covered in ice. I glanced around the small bathroom and saw writing on the mirror that said, "We have stolen your wisdom teeth -- call 911 immediately." Cutthroat black-market teeth merchants!

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