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03/11/2004: "Steroids in baseball -- this nation's #1 top-priority"

Truck check-in style -- TOP PRIORITY!

John McCain is a pompous doof. At least lately. No offense, John. He said that if Major League Baseball doesn't get tougher on steroids, Congress may need to act. Whaaaat? McCain, take your "I get to play baseball games because of the anti-trust exemption" card and trade it for "how to be a conservative" flashcard set, because you need help. What kind of bizzaro universe do I live in where the federal government is about to set drug testing policy for a sports league??? SHUT UP AND GO FORM A THIRD PARTY OR SOMETHING, JOHN. Or better yet, a think thank where we'll never hear from you again.

Doof #2: union head Donald Fehr. He got all dramatic about drug testing without probable cause. It is against the freedoms on which this country is based, he said. News to you Donnie: you can't even get a job at Home Depot without peeing in a cup, you OUT-OF-TOUCH GRANDSTANDING CLOWN! So take your self-righteous Barry Bonds-ass-kissing rhetoric and go pee in a $6 beer cup from Yankee Stadium.

There, I feel a bit better. It is just so depressing when both sides of a debate are such clowns.

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