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03/08/2004: "How do I fire the entire Dex staff?"

So the new phone books came out, and somebody at Dex got on a "we're now separate from the phone company and we're gonna prove how innovative we are" kick. They put the white and yellow pages together: A-J while and yellow in the first book, and K-Z white and yellow in the second book. So now it's time to give them a "you're separate from the phone company and I hope you crash and burn" kick. KICK. KICK.
We never use the yellow pages. So we used to keep that book WAY in the back of the cupboard. But now we need to keep BOTH books handy. What a pain. This weekend I am going to rip the books in half, try to bind the white parts together, and throw the yellow parts in the garbage. Seriously. I will let you know how it turns out.

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