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03/08/2004: "Snowman, we hardly knew you"

A big "shame on you" goes out to the punk kid who knocked over my four-year-old's first ever snowman sometime Saturday night. I will hunt you down like the dog that you are, smash your cell phone, burn all your CD's, and turn you in to the RIAA. And that's just for starters.
Snowman had tennis balls for eyes, big ears, a tennis ball can for a nose, and nice smiley mouth made with a curved sandbox scoop shovel. And -- this part really surprised me -- Snowman said he would vote for Nader. So maybe it's just as well he's not around anymore.

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